* Bob Schmitt is the best pseudonym ever.
Here's what the bulletin read:
You opened it which means u really care....!!!!! Because you opened it now
you have to repost this saying R.I.P. with your name, the year you were born,
and the year now. If you don't your mother will die in 12 days w/a horrible
sickness but if you do the one person you truly love will show you their true
feelings for you...........!!!!!!
Ooookay. First of all, these kind of "if you don't ___, you will ___" things are annoying anyway, but to make a threat towards someone's FAMILY??? Not only is this disrespectful to my friends who have actually lost one of their parents or someone close, but how dare a fucking text bulletin on the Internet make a threat towards my family?!! Who the fuck would make such a thing? And for those of you who would repost such a thing- I guess it's good that you demonstrate care for your family even through superstition- but the God of the universe Who loves us is not going to let harm befall you or your family because of a fucking Internet bulletin. Shit happens in this world, but it definitely isn't caused as a result of you not posting a bulletin.
In conclusion, Myspace is annoying and if Myspace could be incarnated into a single human entity (probably a whining emo guy), I would beat its ass.
Peace,
Nick Fed
